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instructions? Posted by utahma (TD) Mar 27 2006 8:23AM In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: - On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. - On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. - On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. - Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. - On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. - On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) - On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating - On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body - On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery - On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness - On a kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. - On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. - On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. - On Sainsbury's Peanuts Warning: contains nuts - On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. - On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. |
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