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this ones for men AND women <img src="http://www.gamecolony.com/forumhtm/images/face1.gif" width=15 height=15 border=0 align="absmiddle"> Posted by utahma (VIP) Feb 13 2006 2:10PM Some of the differences between men and women:<br><br>While eating out and the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20 even though the bill is only $22.50. None will have anything smaller, and none will admit they want change back. When girls get the bill out come the calculators. <br> <br>With money a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 dollar item she doesn't want. <br> <br>In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these Items. <br> <br>In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <br> <br>Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking men kick cats. <br> <br>A women worries about the future until she gets a husband. A husband doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife. <br> <br>A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, and read a book. A man will get dressed up for weddings and funerals. <br> <br>A succsessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man. |
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