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Clean jokes Posted by ImDerc (VIP) Dec 22 2009 10:33PM There are few clean funny jokes that make me laugh, here is the only one i know: In France the animal rights activists have been complaining about the French custom of eating frog's legs. So the government decided to hire a scientist to conduct experiements on frogs to see exactly what effect it has on the overall health & wellbeing. On day one, the scientist cuts off one of the frog's fron legs & asks it to jump. It isn't a perfect landing, but it jumps pretty much as normal. So the scientist writes in his journal "Day 1: After cutting one of the frog's legs off, the frog still jumps." On day 2, he cuts the other front leg off & asks the frog to jump. It lands face first, but it gets a fair bit of distance. So the scientist writes in his journal "Day 2: After cutting off a second of the frog's legs, the frog still jumps." On day 3, he cuts of one of the frog's back legs and asks it to jump. It manages to spasm forward using it's last leg. The scientist is impressed with the frog's effort & thinks "Yep, that was a fair effort, I'll pay that." So the scientist writes in his journal "Day 3: after cutting the third leg off the frog, the frog still jumps." On day 4, the scientist cuts off the fourth leg and asks the frog to jump, but it just sits there. So he asks it jump again, still there is no response. What other conclusion can be drawn?? it's obvious, but the scientist still wants to confirm his findings. So over the next month, he performs that same experiment on different frogs and everytime, the same result. Frog's can jump if 3 legs are cut off, but they just sit there if all 4 are removed. The scientist is confident in his findings so he sends a letter to the government. In it he says: "From my experiments on frogs, I have discovered that if you cut all four of a frog's legs off, they become deaf" Hope you enjoyed it, anyone ekse know any?? |
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