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A Man Goes to the Dentist........ Posted by utahma (TD) Jun 28 2006 10:24AM A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!" thx maaaaaa!! Posted by KymB (VIP) Jun 28 2006 11:13PM well i didnt get it before i went to work...but i laughed just the same...and you had to pick a dental joke too funny!!!!! I am glad that joke time will be back....it was getting too technical (not that we dont need hints on how to play) LOL Well thx again....your friend, Kim |
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