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Laws of the Natural Universe
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PEGASUS
(moderator) 21 Mar 2006 2:18pm
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being watched
is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the very next
morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will start to move faster than
the one you are in now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in
water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people
in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an
open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a
floor covering are directly correlated to the newness
and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you
don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you
really like, they will stop making it.
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