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Fried Eggs lol
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 12 Jan 2006 10:14am
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs
for her husband.
Suddenly he burst into the kitchen...
'Careful .. CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter!
You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY!
Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter.
Oh my God!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
NEVER!
Turn them!
Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What the heck
is wrong with you? You think I don't know
how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to
show you what it feels like when I'm driving!!!
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