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PEGASUS
(VIP) 23 Oct 2005 11:46pm
1. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
2. I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt
3. Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
4. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
5. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
6. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
7. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
8. I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
9. My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol
10. Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
11. What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Young
12. Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath
13. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith
14. I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
15. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
16. Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston Churchill
17. The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. - Unknown
18. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
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