Main Forum
| Post Reply
|
AHA!
|
|
Play gin-rummy tournaments online
|
| It's now: Mar 17, 8:02am EST |
AHA!
Posted by
Cagney
(VIP) 24 Sep 2009 11:16pm
The Porch
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the Summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said.
'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the
Conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch
Goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right.
I guess I'm starting to Believe all those dumb blonde jokes.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over,
so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
Reply to this topic
|
Play gin-rummy tournaments online
At GameColony.com you can play games of skill only -- play for free or play for $prizes!.
According to the statutes of most states in the United States, gambling is defined as: "risking something of value upon the outcome of a contest of chance". (Also see No Gambling!). The skill (as opposed to chance) is predominant in games of skill. Playing games of skill for $prizes, therefore, has nothing to do with gambling as it is not a contest of chance -- the more skillful player will win far more often. The chance element of a 'gamble' is either insignificant or missing. When players compete in tournaments or games of skill for $prizes -- it is "competitive entertainment" rather then "gambling". The more skilled winner will always win more matches, tournaments and $prizes.
|
|
