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Happy New Girls ......
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 20 Jan 2009 9:05am
It was the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),
I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, just please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"
So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
Only want to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, Its no longer a riot.
Happy New Year and blow that darn diet !!!!!!!!.
Ugh! What you say girls ?
Very Funny Jane
Posted by
stompncrickets
21 Jan 2009 1:49pm
Hey.....you can still fit in hubbys old shirts????
You can send any and ALL left overs ( esp the chocolates) to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Do I feel a new playing name..lumbering lass????
he he he
thanks for the giggles J
xxxxxxxxxxx
andy
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