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Not Meant to Offend ... Just Educate
Posted by
LADY_AWE
(VIP) 17 Aug 2008 11:59am
Can't have too many blonde jokes around the pool table:
Bob, a handsome dude(inagoodmood), walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 0 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Bob took the money (NO DOUBT!!!)...
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Posted by
LADDER_CLIMBER
(VIP) 17 Aug 2008 10:26pm
LA u make me jump
The Fate of the Boy Toy
Posted by
LADY_AWE
(VIP) 19 Aug 2008 2:09am
There was once a boy toy of 23,
Whose gaming abilities - ez to c,
He fell for a lass,
Got kicked in the ass,
Then jumped and became quickly FREE!
P
GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by
woodstock08
20 Aug 2008 12:42pm
n I am blonde~
Jump for Joy!!!
Posted by
tunafish37
10 Oct 2008 6:20am
she, LA, drove heaps of people here to almost jump off the nearest bridge..........hey, I was one of em, and I'm not even a blonde !! lol
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