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REAL 911 Calls
Posted by
PEGASUS
(moderator) 31 May 2008 8:31pm
Real 911 calls
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 911 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
funny but not
Posted by
SCOPEMAN
(TD) 31 May 2008 8:34pm
peg these are gr8 calls. the sad think is that i know they are true. no one can say enough for our 911 ops and our police and firefighters.
thanks for the laugh scope
You're welcome Scope :)
Posted by
PEGASUS
(moderator) 10 Jun 2008 10:49am
These really hit my funny bone. When I worked the ER we got similar calls which relieved the stress of the real stuff.
I too, have nothing but admiration for our 911 ops and emergency responders. They are GREAT or as so many put it Gr8 
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