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Anyone Else From Pennsylvania??
Posted by
PEGASUS
(moderator) 3 Dec 2006 5:34pm
Forget Rednecks ......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
to say about Pennsylvanians... (and I'm one of them)
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
Philadelphia for the weekend, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live
in Pennsylvania.
If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're
going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction, you may live in
Pennsylvania.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car, you may live in Pennsylvania.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live
in Pennsylvania.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
them to all your Pennsylvania friends & others, you
definitely live in Pennsylvania
I'M NOT ONE BUT......
Posted by
southernbella
4 Dec 2006 9:44am
HI PEGASUS....I'M NOT FROM PENNSYLVANIA (FROM THE SOUTH DON'T CHA KNOW) LOL BUT SOME OF THESE JOKES I CAN RELATE TO MYSELF...LOL...SO DOES THAT MEAN MAYBE I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG STATE? LMAO!
LOVE YOUR COLUMN! KEEP EM COMING!
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